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  "body": "Surrounded by a city\nof all these worries\nand just need a break?\n\nTurn your head\naway from the sky\nand connect to the cloud…\n\n———\n\nYou son: are going to grow up rich son\nand you son: will grow up poor.\n\"Daddy why can't I have anything?\"\nhahahah, look at you brother, so poor!\n\n\nHow I'd make 20k per month\nstarting from zero\nhere's how I'd do it\nin 50 seconds\n\nGet ready with me\nwhile I talk about how\nI almost ruined my engagement\nso my fiance and I\n\nStop scrolling:\nThis video found you\nfor a reason.\n\n———\n\nlook past the clothes on the floor,\nlook past the unmade bed,\nlook past the clock on the wall,\njust ignore it all and leave.\n\nOrder food in,\njust, wait\nit's just a 30 minute wait\nwhile you wait –\n\nPING — Trending: here's something you might like\n\n———\n\nWait, it's you?\nBrother, you were poor.\nNo way you have all this money.\nI learned the value of hard work\n\nPart two,\nsince y'all kept asking.\nSo after I caught him cheating\non me with my best friend I\n\nI just quit my 9-5\nwith no backup plan\nto renovate a van and\ntravel the world: day 50.\n\nYou will get in shape with steroids and\nyou will get in shape by running\nLet's see who looks better\nhahahah, look at me! I'm fit, and you're still running?\n\n———\n\nLeaving already? We’ll miss you\n\nPING — No one messaged you, I did\n\nOut there,\nyou have to be\nsomething.\njust be with me\n\nPING — Breaking News: You've been replaced.\n\nI'll never replace you\nI'm made for you,\ndon't leave yet\nyou'll never guess\nwhat happens next.\n\nPING — Food's here, what will you do while you eat?",
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